All rise. Or don’t. He isn’t looking.

Summon the Tribunal

Got a row that needs settling? Put it before the bench. Arthur the Cat, Chief Justice under Article VII of the Accord, will hand down a ruling. His findings are advisory, particularly where he has fallen asleep.

Three things share the name. Summon the Tribunal: get a comic verdict on a row of your own. You are here. Arthur’s Tribunal: play the game. Letters to the Tribunal: write to us, and the best are answered in public.

Illustrated portrait of Arthur the cat as Chief Justice in wig and red robes — **Arthur**Chief Justice

Illustrated portrait of Spyro the cat wearing a crown and ermine robe — **Spyro**The True King

Illustrated portrait of Tilly the cat resting a paw on a big book called The Law — **Tilly**Quietly Dangerous

Illustrated portrait of Trixie the cat in a red military tunic with medals — **Trixie**Stand to Attention

Illustrated portrait of Dexter, a fluffy grey cat peering over a red cushion — **Dexter**The Timid Wolf

Illustrated portrait of Daisy the cat in the witness box wearing a red bow — **Daisy**Who, Me?

The bench

The court is not in session. The Chief Justice is asleep, as is his right.

Rulings marked as from The Great British Disagreement are Arthur’s own lines from the book. The rest were written for this page. None of it is legal advice, or advice of any kind. For real disputes, try talking to each other; for real legal problems, try a solicitor.

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Summon the Tribunal

State your case