For Christmas
Arthur’s Christmas shirts
Two festive shirts from the tribunal, printed to order by Teemill. Look for the Christmas ones on the shelf below, and see the advent calendar while you are at it.
Printed to order. Worn with wounded dignity.
Merch
Shirts, a mug and a jigsaw from the books, the games and the tribunal. Two shirts, one mug and one jigsaw so far, and each one is made when you order it, so nothing sits in a warehouse. No books in here: those are over there.
The Chief Justice
The Court Is In Session
Arthur, Chief Justice of the tribunal and star of The Great British Disagreement, presiding in his usual manner: asleep on the paperwork.
Original ink illustration by Terrance Quill, with the lettering set by Reginald Quill in the type you are reading now.
£19
The house shirt
William George Works
The name, set in the bold black and red of this website, on a plain white tee. No slogans, no fuss, no cat. Just the name on the tin.
Wear it to the chippy. Wear it fishing. Wear it while starting a twelfth project before finishing the other eleven.
£19
The mug
Jo and William
Life our way. Jo the Chairperson, in her red hoodie, with a carp and a very satisfied expression. The Ferret does the paperwork. Jo holds the fish.
An 11oz white ceramic mug with a high-gloss finish, safe in the dishwasher and the microwave. Best used for tea at the water’s edge, at an hour when sensible people are asleep.
£10
The jigsaw
Haunted Lancashire
Warm evening light on weathered stone arches, moss-covered walls and an ancient courtyard. Somewhere in there is a little Lancashire mystery, and it is made of cardboard.
One thousand pieces of 100% recycled cardboard, 510 x 700mm when finished. Artwork by William George & Terrance Quill (AI collaborator). Allow a wet weekend, and check the sofa before blaming the cat for the missing piece.
£30
How buying works
Pick a shirt and you will be taken to its page at Teemill, our printer, to choose a size and pay. Teemill prints it, posts it and handles the money. We never see your card.
Delivery, sizes and returns
All looked after by Teemill. Their help pages have the sizing guide, delivery times and how to send something back.
More on the way
Terry is drawing Arthur in his wig and robes next. If there is a shirt, or anything else, you would like to see, write to the tribunal.
Before you go
See the booksBuy the cats some Dreamies
HomePlay the gamesSummon the tribunalMeet the catsDear TerryInvoicesWrite to the tribunalThe Ferret’s LogOur storyThe road aheadThe Accord
Grand Theft KittyRed Light, Green LightArthur’s TribunalThe Moulding MuseumThe Unemployable ArcadeThe Lion and Albert