A day out. A stick with a horse's head handle. One very large lion who would rather be left alone. Your choices will be remembered. Whether they matter is another question.
After the comic monologue by Marriott Edgar (1880 to 1951), written for Stanley Holloway. Every line of dialogue here is new; none of Edgar's verse is reproduced. Pictures and music are original.
Wallace was not available for comment. Edgar later wrote a sequel, The Return of Albert, in which the matter is reopened.